It's All About the Fish

“Did you hear about the tragedy in Romblon?”
“Who hasn’t! That boat, tsk tsk.”
“I know. Seems like eating fishes right now are out of the question.”
“Gasp! I just HAD fish.”
“Serious? You are not supposed to have ANY. I worry about you now.”
“I happen to LOVE fish.”
“What kind of fish did you eat today?”
Colored eyes rolling. “CALAMARE!”
“What kind of calamari!?”
“Umm…”
“Tsk. How many times have you had fish this week?”
Ah, pisting yawa. “Hmm, beh. I had one last Monday. Fillet on Tuesday. Then the one I had earlier. I might have fish tomorrow and maybe my friend will be having fish on her party this Saturday.”
“I worry now. Promise me you won’t eat fish ha?”
“Fish crackers?”