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My 15 Year Toppers

15. my first Sinulog everrrr

14. Getting employed in PS

13. Moving into the new apartment at 253 CAD

12. Being with D, having a D, and letting go of the D

11. FRIENDS

10. new MEN

9. maryheart’s visits in CEBU

1. the advent of Numero Doce/Mango Square and its cataclysmic fall

7. Victor and Maureen’s death

6. Jet and Jv’s hospitalizations

5. Milenyo and Seniang scare

4. May, August, October, and December visits in CDO

3. my Birthday

2. starting Glamarazzi in June

1. Glamarazzi in print

NO resolutions this year. Nothing needs to be resolved that has been ongoing since. So I wrote this on my planner ON MUST DO FOR THIS MONTH YEAR:

new year, new blahs. new pens siguro?

vow to not INDULGE men even MEN are an

INDULGENCE i always have time for.

Mom, are you reading this? i’m a virgin pa and

imma getting married to a very handsome man

with a substantial amount of sperm in his

dong and cash in his bank account

to give you ten (10) grandchildren and house you

in beverly hills! if that doesnt happen when I’m already 30,

send me to the Order of St. Paul or the PINK SISTERS.

i authorize you.

happy new year.

BE wiser, my heart.

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No Milenyo.

Barbie Fortich, Sobie Ong, and Maryheart will be in Cebu at 7pm tonight. Cookie Banquerigo will be flying on Saturday and I’m giddy with excitethrillieanticipatement to the NTH LEVEL.

Lalala. Bring on the wet suits, the South Beach Diet, the water therapy for the skin – were going to Bantayan Island– ay! Scratch that. Bantayan island.. Cebu summer parties… last time I blogged about it it didn’t push through. Jinx. Jinx.

Bring on the boys –er, for Cookie and Barbie. Hmm, for Sobie, i’ll be getting her blings and Heart? Pochero. Lots of pochero. Take the cholesterol with ya in Macau sweetheart, it’ll be winter soon she’ll be busy burning all those calories trying to get herself warm.

And hell, bring on CEBU! I’m pretty sure they’ll love it here!

Itinerary?? What itinerary?

Oh, i had breakfast planned on Saturday at umm, some place where uh, I know they’ll like it. Then chill on Friday night, sleep early, head out to Hagnaya port in the morning… go crazy at the beach, go crazy going home, –stop! Stop! Enough. That will have to be figured out.

Ay naku, they don’t need one. I hate planning, it’ll just go haywire. Men, sand, beaches, friends from Cdo, birthweek, mpphh! Have you seen a kid jumping up and down? Nah, not me. Must be someone else?

I’ll be off until Tuesday. The parentals will be here on Monday aiieee…. Ü We get to stay in ParkLane Hotel until Tuesday night and the girls will leave on Monday morning. Jay, you are sooo going to regret not being here. Hector, $*#*@!!! same goes to you. Hee. The rest of the guys, $*&%*&$*%&@@#!!! I love you, I mean. I just miss you guys. Come herrrre. *wink*

I might get to see my D in Mactan. We need a seafood break, yay that’s it. A perfectly good excuse to go to Shang-rila. The thought of it is soo stressful I’m having back pains thinking about it. I’m going to make my masseuse a very rich girl after this weekend.

Ahh.. its a perfect day today in Cebu City… sunny with clouds with a mild breeze… rain is promising but no signs of showers yet. I also have a verrrry promising future of becoming the next Ernie Baron. Hyuk. Toodsie. Enjoy the weekend.

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I HEART CEBU.

Macau-based Maryheart Winstanley, a friend of mine in CDO, has just landed in Cebu last weekend and totally ruined my restday. Hahah. Exaggeration. Kung pwede lang, she’ll be here everytime its MY restday. Ay naku. Si Heart, ang babeng walang pahinga. 

Last Friday, we had dinner at Case Verde with Mitz and Jv then the next day we were at Banilad Town Centre for Gonuts and coffee where O and Cat followed. Dinner was at STK for grilled food and ugh. Me suy busog. Heart can’t get enough of Filipino food. Me, I can’t get enough eating. And partying. The girls were at Outpost to chill, Vudu to pa-cute with Victor Neri and Pump to get some action. That action was carefully laden out down to pat.  

… I found PhilAm hot guy from New Jersey who wanted to hang out with me but I can’t just ditch the girls so he went with us. I kidded that we’d take him somewhere where I’m pretty sure at some point he had fantasized about it. Weellll, I decided to keep him. Hahah. Thank God for EWR.  

Heart’s last day in Cebu before she heads out to Cagayan was spent at Abuhan for sizzling pochero where at some point we had sizzling hot dates who turn out to be varsity players at some college here. Tall guys who hardly manages to string a few words into a sentence. Tsk. Athletes.  

Some random leçon for this weekend: 

….a tattoo of your mom’s face on your chest is not hot. It’ll be like doing it with your mom between you
.…OUTPOST is not ear-friendly. Their walls are not soundproof so if anyone laughs like a hyena, its going to ring into your ears for a good ten minutes.
…its raining leggings in all boutique and dept. stores but Cagayan de Oro hasn’t seen one yet.
…Bo’s Coffee should give out Frequent Espresso Drinkers cardholders cause its pretty much annoying to be asked “have you tried our con panna, ma’am?” everytime you request for it. Their con panna is not even that biter, I’ve had bitter espressos.
…no one should be alone whenever thunder strikes. You should have somebody to cower with.
…Its great to not drive in Cebu. Think of all the time spent looking for a parking space.
…which reminds me of the snogging scene of two gay guys in the parking lot of Vudu. Hot. Haha.
…Café Teatro is Corso Guerlani’s cry for help.
….athletes should stay in their own side of the courts. Or learn communication. 

Outpost, 12am.

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