I remember getting lost at Tsim Sha Tsui in Hongkong before because I had a hard time pronouncing the place but the Tsim Sha Tsui waitress at the Terraces Cebu was quick enough to help us say, “Jim Sa Joy”. Make it sound like your a local and hope for the best.

Boasting of its fuchsia and green bursts of color which Cebu fashion designer Phillip Rodriguez designed, the dimsum and tea bar has its own all-you-can-eat dimsum buffet at their conveyor belt.

Just because Tsim Sha Tsui means sandy mouth ironically signifies you will go home otherwise because the menu lists down your favorite dimsum dishes such as chicken feet, quail egg siomai, chicken feet, steamed chicken, sweet and sour pork and my favorite yanchow rice.

Dumplings

What the waitress didn’t tell us was that their P350 All-You-Can-Eat buffet only includes 10% of what they have on their menu and I certainly do not want to eat sio mais for the entire night. Quite disappointing, really. We should have just ordered ala carte and paid for the same price but still lavishly busog!

Oh I just had to pose! Hahaha. Three stars out 5. I’d still want my Ding Qua Qua and Harbour City Dimsum.

*Images by Kristine Roa © 2010. All rights reserved.

I’ve searched teh interwebs and am horrifiedness and overwhelmingly disgusted that almost everyone has either Kingdom of Pretty or This Kingdom – This Pretty slogan on their site. One multiply site I ran across to even has the THIS KINGDOM – THIS PRETTY banner. ZOMG!! Someone has issues! Ayyy walang kwenta. In short, nalain ko! [I feel bad] Kapoy [stressful] kaya to go look for another catchy phrase that will make grabbing grabbing the attention of people who read my blog.

Of course naman I cannot really say that ako lang ang the only one alone myself who has came up with that pretty and kingdom all in one phrase na psuedo-motto, syempre naman na-uso si Bonnie Bailey and her Kingdom of Pretty chumurva so naturally everyone would be hailing the song and using it on their site. But dude naman, dissecting the Kingdom of Pretty to This Kingdom – This Pretty is ooober original and diba if you see something/someone cloning your originally its no longer original?

Pissed talaga me and its so mega babaw to ever rant about it but thinking of another phrase [read:catchy] to make lagay there on my banner para people who search for my name or glamarazzi man lang will go, “oh, orig ito,” or, “ah, siya lang may like that” and that’s heart-warming and chest-heaving for me already for someone to exclaim that she only saw that in my site.

Kaya I was like, “Puta I need to change it na,” and my brain suddenly went prito from all that thinking and fak, fak, fak, I just wish I don’t surf around so much. Eh kasi if you go online all the time and look at people’s friendster, multiply, twitter, adultfriendfinder, G4M, and see something you don’t wanna see, sana you wished you haven’t gone online at all.

So ayun. I’m making isip na on several slogans, banners, whatevers ruva ruva to post dyan sa taas and so far I am istumpedddd. I am hurt that I need to change the kingdom pretty charva and that it is going to take parang a long while to think of something that is better than my old one. *sob*

Ang lupet. If anyone can make tulong, naks, I’ll be ooober grateful and dami akong maoffer to anyone out-royalling This Kingdom – This Pretty. Maybe even show a little cleavage but naisip ko that’s nothing new so siguro show more cleavage or best yet, flash everyone in the interweb and everyone will be happy and sana take out their gaya-gaya This Kingdom – This Pretty banner so I could use it again.

And to give pansin to the canonwhore [me].. some of these were from last week.

Tin, Ton, Tin, Tim – what a great combo!