kristine is very shy at amateurpages
kristine is the most wonderful girl in all
kristine is a blog
kristine is getting ready for the 1999 women’s world cup
kristine is an author and researcher whose passion for british history has led her down many varied paths
kristine is writing the next addition to the writer’s digest books “everyday life series
kristine is a specialist in pastoral counselling and an associate teaching supervisor pce with the canadian association for pastoral practise and education
kristine is a keeper of the past
kristine is also the liaison to various united nations agencies
kristine is pursuing a major in international studies with a minor in conflict resolution
kristine is a new addition to our client relations department
kristine is a superstar for this team
kristine is about 5’4″
kristine is a 23
kristine is a composer and performer in the seattle
kristine is a sweetheart
kristine is a fine artist working with the mediums
kristine is engaged in a program of research exploring factors that influence an individual’s success with nonpharmacologic interventions
kristine is honored to be a part of speaking ring theatre company where she holds the position of
kristine is throwing a big party to celebrate the success she has enjoyed during the year
kristine is trapped in the year 1871 and there is no sign of christina who is still missing
kristine is just a curious teenage girl who wants to experience what the world has to offer
kristine is a very special person and a wonderful teacher
kristine is an nccp level 4 coaching candidate who has been recognized for her coaching
kristine is researching material for her next book
kristine is the best
kristine is taking some time off
kristine is the most wonderful girl in all the worlds
kristine is wonderful
kristine is proud of the award but feels the association members did what needed to be done with donations and cards sent to rocky and dale
kristine is happy about the pretty little purse she just bought with her birthday money
kristine is in awe of how the lord used her music to touch the lives of many people
kristine is a biology major at the university of wisconsin at stevens point
kristine is one of the lucky few who don’t get any
kristine is such a good actress
kristine is duped by lawyer robert redford in order than he may steal some files relating to a case he’s working on
kristine is putting the finishing touches on her new cd
kristine is working on the ecophysiology of elevated atmospheric co 2 responses in trees in face
kristine is a gifted athlete who has the ability to play at the power forward or small forward spot
kristine is from chino
kristine is the friendliest and
kristine is a freshman in the college of staten island¹s honors program
kristine is just 17 years old and candidates for bb
kristine is currently a ph
kristine is a facilitator and coach for the emerging leaders program at denver university school of business
kristine is a native of oregon and earned her master’s degree from the university of california at santa barbara
kristine is the resident canadian counterpart of the utena
kristine is working on new music and rumor has it she will on the road again and ready to share this increadible music with her fans this summer
kristine is the first and the only one to get this far
kristine is currently the weekend anchor/weekday reporter at fox 24
kristine is drinking up to a gallon of water per day
kristine is an attorney
kristine is itching to leave her family abode again
kristine is going to canada for three months when pangako sa ‘yo finished its long run
kristine is trying to teach shawna a dance routine
kristine is a fine energy source
kristine is an accomplished model from northern europe
kristine is
kristine is particularly happy talking about her two
kristine is learning that her new
kristine is our patient proof reader and thankfully doesn’t mind the commotion
kristine is often noted as saying that she learned as much about people during this project
kristine is holding a chinese type snorkel
kristine is an accounting coordinator at dreamwork pictures in glendale
kristine is a team graduate of the las vegas institute for advanced dental studies “lvi” as well as a consulting assistant for the institute’s “high tech high
kristine is 12 years old and she has been living most of her life i the small gulf country bahrain
kristine is the head choreographer of a robust life complete with all the duties that come with
kristine is currently employed as a research assistant in the toronto office
kristine is actively involved in the chamber of commerce and sits on several committees with the chamber
kristine is a latvian national living in latvia who speaks english
kristine is a norwegian national living in norway who speaks english
kristine is also the sister of vietnamese singer tam doan
kristine is by far the greatest person to ever live
kristine is a member of the national career development association
kristine is a big fan of the show
kristine is new to modeling
kristine is a teacher at eden elementary school
kristine is going to shut the fuck up now because her site is officially full of bullshit
kristine is currently completing two masters degrees
kristine is the webmistress of love
kristine is available during the hours of 15
kristine is currently a member of the firm’s strategic marketing development team
kristine is abducted and sealed up in an old trunk
kristine is a humboldt state university graduate with a degree in zoology
kristine is one of those rare talents who comes into this sport new
kristine is also a member of the port moody senior dance team
kristine is currently engaged in family responsibilities
kristine is a senior litigation paralegal with the law offices of tommy r
kristine is married to al
kristine is thrilled to be part of the brave new workshop with her portrayal of fiona in flanagan’s wake
kristine is stronger than ever
kristine is really happy now that she has collected all the moomin

gianna is born in siena the 14 th of june 1956
gianna is actively pursuing her musical career
gianna is a powerful speaker
gianna is a founding partner in the law firm of middleberg
gianna is the best speaker i?ve ever heard
gianna is so beautiful
gianna is the daughter of mrs
gianna is wearing a yellow sun hat with a white cotton batiste lining
gianna is fast becoming known as the intercessor for the unborn
gianna is involved in the festive artwalks that take place the first weekends in june
gianna is not
gianna is wearing a rayon cotton blend periwinkle dress
gianna is a gender therapist
gianna is in her eighth year of teaching in the new york city public school system
gianna is available by appointment only at the center for advanced medicine
gianna is your person
gianna is fully dressed
gianna is a blue belt in brazilian jiu jiutsu and is excellant at demonstrating martial arts moves
gianna is a very talented model and actress
gianna is now available in three types of wrappers
gianna is absolutely adorable
gianna is an all
gianna is a toddler who is a beautiful
gianna is more of a legendary figure than a historical person
gianna is a young company but it is already well
gianna is a young company but it has already a great capital
gianna is an east european
gianna is that ice up your ass? lee is that ice up your ass?
gianna is calling fujitsu today to find out if this is a common problem
gianna is the last girl i will ever be with
gianna is responsible for keeping our clients’ books clean and
gianna is
gianna is crate trained
gianna is quite excited to start reading now as she thumbs forward to the first page and starts to devour the text
gianna is played for laughs
gianna is the real performer in the group and an excellent horse woman
gianna is the one for him and straightforwardly tells her papa that he is going to marry her
gianna is a very consistent midfielder who is equally effective going forward and defending
gianna is a beautiful name for such a special little girl
gianna is a professional matchmaker who has perfected a traditional concept in modern times
gianna is working with renowned guitarist and producer
gianna is sporting real leather sandals and carries with her a fabric doll
gianna is italian
gianna is led on in chains at the end
gianna is a smiley 14month old hailing from new jersey
gianna is a senior urban studies major
gianna is gonna kill you
gianna is now a vibrant young woman who loves life
gianna is devoted to life
gianna is only part
gianna is an outdoors lover
gianna is now overseeing technical services
gianna is declared blessed
gianna is always on the lookout for japanese
gianna is draped in a beautiful connecticut shade wrapper
gianna is an immigrant’s daughter
gianna is the graduate student coordinator
gianna is currently examining some poor students
gianna is 15 years old and loves going to prep football games with all of her friends
gianna is the incredible true story of one girl’s remarkable journey
gianna is my little buddy
gianna is a very beautiful
gianna is given far more attention
gianna is named the official role model for world youth day 2002
gianna is a story about a young girl who finds that she was almost aborted by her teen mother
gianna is married
gianna is now free of the disease and her future couldn’t look better
gianna is seventeen and is a senior at gonzaga preparatory high school
gianna is at the park with her husband and daughter stephanie
gianna is really making a name for herself
gianna is a gorgeous woman who is also a natural athete
gianna is a second year music major at uvm
gianna is sechs johr old und die gianna is ziemlich still die gianna is immer allaa
gianna is an excellent competitive wrestler with fiery red hair and green eyes
gianna is 21 months old and kayla is 4 years old and they both love this toy
gianna is very petite
gianna is not my girlfriend
gianna is justifiably proud of their reputation for serving authentic
gianna is pictured getting her ch at 12 months
gianna is such a cutie in her brown corduroy jumper
gianna is standing over him
gianna is back
gianna is one of the thousands of children who lost a parent on september 11
gianna is living proof that god the author of life will not be mocked even by those who abort children under the false cloak called “choice”
gianna issue at 2004
gianna is the “house manager;” she takes care of the complete housekeeping
gianna is a bright
gianna is born in siena the
gianna is born in siena the 14 th of june 1956
gianna is actively pursuing her musical career
gianna is a powerful speaker
gianna is a founding partner in the law firm of middleberg
gianna is the best speaker i?ve ever heard

GOOGLE YOU.

1. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
24. All my social networks site says I’m born in 1980. Hahaha.
2. Which is worse, failing or never trying?
Never trying.
3. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
Because we are afraid of being happy and we think we don’t deserve to be happy.
4. When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
Mostly likeLY I’ve done it. Now who wants to play I Never?
5. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?
Garbage. Literal and figuratively speaking.
6. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
Being in the center of events haha. Pets. Whatever.
7. Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?
..what I believe in.
8. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
40 years! Damn. Yes, hell, I will. I would have sprouted 15 babies by then.
9. To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?
Moved out from my parent’s house and lived alone. For 4 years already. Yes, I’m smug.
10. Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
All. OC is me.
11. You’re having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do?
“I can understand that she can be misunderstood sometimes. In all honesty, she is like that and that. And yes, she is my friend.”
12. If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Indulge.
13. Would you break the law to save a loved one?
Done.
14. Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?
Ah, yes. The most intelligent people are INsane sometimes.
15. What’s something you know you do differently than most people?
Eat with my left hand. Write with my right.
16. How come the things that make you happy don’t make everyone happy?
Because we all have different wants and needs and culture and upbringing. Some people just don’t get it.
17. What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? What’s holding you back?
Go to LA and shop at Rodeo Drive. No time. Haha. So shallow.
18. Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?
Yes. An old Clarins compact that I absolutely love but I should be throwing away already.
19. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why?
Greece. The place is like Philippines only they say, “Opa!”
20. Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?
Hahaha. Who ever thought of that??
21. Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton?
Worried genuis. Blasted no other choice.
22. Why are you, you?
Because of my past and the people I have had relationships with whether they are old friends, old boyfriends, old officemates.
23. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?
Hoh yes!
24. Which is worse, when a good friend moves away, or losing touch with a good friend who lives right near you?
Losing touch with a good friend who lives right near you.
25. What are you most grateful for?
The people around me. I cannot live alone.
26. Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?
What the hell. Neither.
27. Is it possible to know the truth without challenging it first?
Yes. Whatever that means.
28. Has your greatest fear ever come true?
Hopefully no.
29. Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset? Does it really matter now?
I can’t even remember.
30. What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special?
Reading about fairy tales and hugging my mom’s stomach while I fall off to sleep.
31. At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive?
Graduation. High school. Fun times.
32. If not now, then when?
-
3. If you haven’t achieved it yet, what do you have to lose?
Nothing.
34. Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever?
Yeah! Andrea. Lol.
35. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?
I don’t know.
36. Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil?
Of course. But it is best to know which is the lesser evil.
37. If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job?
No. I’d employ myself at my company. Hahah.
38. Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?
More work. No work is boring.
39. Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?
Def.
40. When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in?
i DON’T KNOW.
41. If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?
Send spam to friends and family – have a party.
42. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aren’t I?
43. What is the difference between being alive and truly living?
Boring people do that. Be mediocre.
44. When is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just go ahead and do what you know is right?
That is a pretty good advice.
45. If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?
I’m not afraid to make a mistake.
46. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
Vote for the upcoming elections. Call it lazy, apathetic. I just don’t care.
47. When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing?
All the time. Whenever I have asthma.
48. What do you love? Have any of your recent actions openly expressed this love?
Yes! I love my life and everything and everyone involved in it.
49. In 5 years from now, will you remember what you did yesterday? What about the day before that? Or the day before that?
Yes! I keep online journals. Photos. Blogs. Everything is documented in my life.
50. Decisions are being made right now. The question is: Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you?
Myself. I’m proud to say I hardly need my parents to make decisions for me.

BIOLOGY
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed? RIGHT
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? MY CLOTHES
3. Have you ever had any surgery? NONE
4. How much do you weigh? NOT SURE 40 SOMETHING KILOS
5. How tall are you? TALLER THAN A HOBBIT BUT SHORTER THAN MY BOYFRIEND

BULLCRAPOLOGY
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? NO. WHERE’S THE FUN IN THAT.
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? SOME PORN STAR BUNNY NAME LIKE NICOLE. HAHA I KID.
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? NO.
4. How often do you fart in a day? I DON’T COUNT?
5. When was the last time you ate something raw? YESTERDAY, SOME OF MOM’s KINILAW.
6. How many pairs of flip flops do you own? THREE
7. Last time you had a run-in with the cops? DIVISORIA MCDO CAR TOWED BECAUSE OF NIGHTCAFE
8. Last person you talked to? MY BOSS
9. Last person you hugged? MY DAD AW SOB.
10. Last person you said “f*** you to? THAT’s A BAD WORD.

FAVORITOLOGY
1. Favorite season? SUMMER
2. Favorite holiday? CHRISTMAS
3. Favorite day of the week? MONDAYS
4. Favorite month? OCTOBER! MY MONTH
5. Favorite brand of chocolate?

CURRENTOLOGY
1. Currently missing someone? BABYCOO
2. Current mood? EFFING SLEEPYYY
3. Currently listening to? THE OTHER’S TALK ABOUT THEIR VACAY IN SOME BEACH
4. Currently watching? THIS MONITOR
5. Currently worrying about? WHEN’S THE NEXT VACATION I’LL BE ON

12. Can you do push ups? NO
13. Can you do a chin up? HAHAH NO
14. Does the future make you more nervous or excited? EXCITED
15. Do you have any saved texts? SOME QUOTES
16. Ever been in a car wreck? NO
17. Do you have an accent? WHEN I TRY
18. What is the last song to make you cry? HAHA NONE
20. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? NEVER
21. Name 3 things you bought in the last week. PLANE TICKETS, PASALUBONG AND BABE’s CROCS SHADES
22. Have you ever been given roses? OH YES
23. Current worry? GETTING A NEW SCHED FOR LEAVES
24. Current hate right now? CEBU PACIFIC FOREVEVEREVEREEVER
25. Met someone who changed your life? YES
26. How did you ring in the New Year? KISSING!
27. What song represents you? SUPERHUMAN by CHRIS BROWN hahaha!
28. Name three people who might complete this? LADY, MICHELLE and FEDZ
29. What were you doing 12 AM last night? At COOKIE’s bday
30. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? SHOWER

Warren, me and Jay at Candy’s CDO. Feb 28 2009.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

I did a 10 Things before and I guess they need 15 more. Plus, with people tagging me – peer pressure!

1. Dishwashing is suicide. Anything but the dishes.
2. My OC-ness is more suicidal.
3. I think I’m just good with the dressing and making up part, go to a place and hang with friends. Sometimes when I’m done with the dress rehearsal and makeup, I do not feel like going out anymore. I am just happily contented with the rehearsal. J
4. I stacked two volumes of my journal back home when I was in highschool and one fourth of those are all talk about how I hate my mom. I’ll be burning those soon.
5. I’m not a “morning person” but just a breakfast in bed person. When you’re so used to waking up at noon, you are best eating lunch with a headache on the side.
6. I collect watches, stationeries and all kinds of fancy paper, headbands, magazines, jewelry (custom made, fashion and genuine), and um, shoes.
7. I’m addicted to lotions, Magnolia Blossom, tissues, and alcohol.
8. I lost the final round of a major spelling bee with Mimi years ago when I spelled PASAD for façade. How embarrassing.
9. My karaoke songs are always No More Rhyme and Especially for You by Kylie Minogue and Jay Pascual would hog the mic to sing duet with me. I miss you, boy!
10. I sneezed all my 26 years in life. If I do not have a cold in a day, there’s something wrong with me.
11. Rewind two years ago when I had an article published at the local newspaper about Cebu’s Red Light district. You can blackmail me with that info to my parents who never had clue.
12. There’s a small red mole on my chest. Who ever has heard of red moles?
13. Planners, organizers and calendars are my life. I need something to write on whenever an idea strikes.
14. My phone is practically glued to my palm. Somebody has to keep me busy and preoccupied to keep my hands off it. Babe? Haha.
15. I cry at Tagalog movies, weddings, thinking of my mom, Walt Disney cartoons, seeing people crying, getting hurt. Ah. A Walking dam is me.
16. A meal is never complete with ice cream or chocolate cake or sugar frosting or mangoes or bananas or flan.
17. Only four people can get away with calling me “baktin”.
18. I will authorize him to upload a scandalous video if and only if I’m dead.
19. I get annoyed with “Can you make tawag that manong over there?” “Please make silip if he’s there already.”
20. If you messed up with your “their, there, its, it’s”, friendship is over hahaha joke.
21. I never leave home without my eyeliner, asthma coke powder, and jewelry on my wrist.
22. I will donate my boobs to breast cancer stricken women before I die.
23. For the first time, I’m declaring I’m in love and I am lost.
24. I hate it when people take food off my plate. It’s the mother of all rudeness.
25. I eat with my spoon on my left hand. I’m right handed.

Fedz, Mitz and Kate loves… thanks for the tag. Haha. Pressure!

Cuteness? 

Last week, I have been looking at the Cebu Classifieds website for people selling their dogs – preferably shih tzu, poodles, maltese or toy dog types. I ran into two ads of members wanting a house for their Yorkshire Terrier (Yorkie) and immediately messaged them what they want in return for the dog.  

One replied immediately:  

—–Original Message—–
From: Kalson Logan <kalsonlogan@yahoo.com>
To: glamarazzied@aol.com
Sent: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 4:15 am
Subject: Someone is interested in your Ad  

em>thanks for the mail and the interest you have in my Yorkie
she is 11weeks old,vet checked,confirmed good health inoculation,rabbis and micro chipped
i am not selling the puppy but looking for a loving and caring home for the puppy
she is potty and home trained
can you show care?
is your home favorable?  

have you ever had a Yorkie puppy before?
where are you located? 

note that all i want is a loving and caring home for the puppy
i am located at Luzon
i am a foreigner here in Philippines
the pictures of the puppy is at the attachments  

From: Stylecebu.com <glamarazzied@aol.com>
Subject: Re: Someone is interested in your Ad
To: kalsonlogan@yahoo.com
Date: Monday, January 26, 2009, 1:59 AM 

Hello, 

Thank you for getting back to me right away. 

I am humbled by the fact that you decided to look for a home for your puppy and are not selling it even if I would be interested to pay for her.  

Yes, I have a home for the cute Yorkie. 

—–Original Message—–
From: Kalson Logan <kalsonlogan@yahoo.com>
To: Stylecebu.com <glamarazzied@aol.com>
Sent: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 4:45 am
Subject: Re: Someone is interested in your Ad  

thanks for the mail and the kind understanding
since we are located far away from each other and i am living very soon the only way now is to use a delivery agency but it is going to cost to much
it is going to cost 2000 to transport the puppy to your home
if you accept i will be waiting for the following
-your full names
-your home address
-your phone number
-your city zip code
so that i can go for registration in the morning if that is ok
thanks and i will be waiting for your reply  

RED FLAG: Paying for shipping before the dog gets to me? 

From: Stylecebu.com <glamarazzied@aol.com>
Subject: Re: Someone is interested in your Ad
To: kalsonlogan@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, January 27, 2009, 1:21 AM 

Hello Mr. Logan, 

I take it your name’s Kalson? Call me at this number. + 63 917 *******
I would also like to request for the same information if that’s possible? 

Thanks.  

NOTE: Another email about a Pet Travel Agency Pending Flight got into my inbox. The email was created at mail.com for customized domains. 

REGISTERED BY; Mrs. Kalson Logan
11 WEEKS OLD Yorkie PUPPY
TAG NAME: FOR shelly
CODE No……….. 8756EBM204IN990HNA
TIME OF FLIGHT….05:30 AM
DATE OF FLIGHT…27january 2009
ARRIVAL TIME…….11:00 PM
AGENCY NAME… ANIMALIERS PETS HOME DELIVERY SERVICES (WORLD WIDE PETS AND ANIMALS TRANSPORTER AGENCY).
TEST QUESTION
when?
answer:now 

PURPOSE OF MAIL:
We have information about a 11weeks old  puppy place here at our Agency in Luzon by Mrs  Kalson Logan to be transported and delivered to you using the information, 

Full names…..Kristine Roa
home address….Unit 2C Po Apartment Nivel Hills, Lahug, Cebu City 6000
phone number……..+ 63 917 362 9204
………………..+ 63 922 876 2846
email…………..<glamarazzied@aol.com>

The Yorkie puppy has been vet checked by our veterinarians and
the health guaranteed, so the Yorkie puppy has been approved for delivery to your home today.
You will have to pay the delivery cost for the Yorkie PUPPY before delivery
to your home and that will cost you 2000pesos so we are mailing you because of your Yorkie and the money you have to pay for the delivery 

You would have to make this payments to us via any Money Gram or Western Union
service to our head quarters in Cameroon(Victoria island) since the flight
that is responsible for the transportation of this Yorkie  Puppy will be coming from there
and the pet couriers who will be responsible for this Yorkie’s Puppy  would be activated
from there and also we have the Money Gram and Western Union agency at the airport.
Payments is done only to the Director in charge of flights  schedule.
The Director’s information you would need for the payments is as follows, 

Name    : ……..MRS AKE M NIKANOL
Country :    ……………..Cameroon 

State     :  …………….LIMBE (VICTORIA ISLAND)
Zip Code:   ………..00237
Past Question; When ?
Answer;now
Our agent will deliver the Female Yorkie  puppy to you at your door step by 11:00pm Today. 

AS SOON AS YOU DO THE TRANSFER,GET BACK TO US WITH THE FULL REFERENCE NUMBERS AND DETAILS. 

The flight information and the flight tracking number as well as
the Air bill number would be giving to you after we  get the flight activated,
this would depend on when we get the confirmation for the payments.
You are expected to reply to us as soon as you can so that we can get the flight activated.We do not keep pets for very long periods at our service,so we always advice costumers to comply as soon as possible. 

FOR MORE INQUIRES ABOUT THE TRANSPORTATION OF THIS PUPPY, YOU CAN CONTACT OUR HEAD OFFICE USING THE ADDRESS BELOW.
44 Hill Side Garden
London/England
United Kingdom
0023775580351
00447031857502
00448444845323
023775092778
002374587108
GENERAL MANAGER,
GRACE HOPKINS 

STAY TO ENJOY  THE SERVICES OF WORLDWIDE  PET
TRAVEL AGENCY 

CUSTOMER RELATION OFFICER,
LISE LEVY 

CUSTOMER SERVICE,
CARGO DEPARTMENT,
WORLDWIDE  PET TRAVEL AGENCYCan you believe this guy? 

Last night, someone called at this registered number: 02 377 558 0351 and a Bombay sounding man on estrogen told me that he was the one giving the Yorkie away and that why hasn’t my payment in yet. 

Me: I’d be happy to send money if only you’d tell me who you are and where are you from.
Him: I’m from France and Camaroon. The puppy is not with me. Right now I’m in Rome.
Me: Rome! You said Luzon? 

Him: Yes, Luzon!
Me: Do you even know where Luzon is?
Him: Philippines!
Me: Good! Where in Luzon are you?
Him: Um uh..
Me: Look, nobody is going to buy your story. Even your Pet Courier is bogus. It is not even registered at all!
Him: That is a new company. You pay for customs. They charge you monies.
Me: Forget it. I’ve heard about guys like you.
Him: I’m a British Consul. The company is from Paris. I told you it is new.
Me: And I’m the Ambassador of Banana Republic! 

thanks for the mail and the interest you have in my Yorkie
she is 11weeks old,vet checked,confirmed good health inoculation,rabbis and micro chipped
i am not selling the puppy but looking for a loving and caring home for the puppy
she is potty and home trained
can you show care?
is your home favorable?
have you ever had a Yorkie puppy before?
where are you located? 

note that all i want is a loving and caring home for the puppy
i am located at Luzon
i am a foreigner here in Philippines
the pictures of the puppy is at the attachments  

thanks for the mail and the interest you have in my Yorkie
she is 11weeks old,vet checked,confirmed good health inoculation,rabbis and micro chipped
i am not selling the puppy but looking for a loving and caring home for the puppy
she is potty and home trained
can you show care?
is your home favorable?
have you ever had a Yorkie puppy before?
where are you located? 

note that all i want is a loving and caring home for the puppy
i am located at Luzon
i am a foreigner here in Philippines
the pictures of the puppy is at the attachments  

From: Stylecebu.com <glamarazzied@aol.com>
Subject: Re: Someone is interested in your Ad
To: kalsonlogan@yahoo.com
Date: Monday, January 26, 2009, 1:59 AM 

Hello, 

Thank you for getting back to me right away. 

I am humbled by the fact that you decided to look for a home for your puppy and are not selling it even if I would be interested to pay for her.  

Yes, I have a home for the cute Yorkie.  

—–Original Message—–
From: Kalson Logan <kalsonlogan@yahoo.com>
To: Stylecebu.com <glamarazzied@aol.com>
Sent: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 4:45 am
Subject: Re: Someone is interested in your Ad 

RED FLAG: Paying for shipping before the dog gets to me? 

From: Stylecebu.com <glamarazzied@aol.com>
Subject: Re: Someone is interested in your Ad
To: kalsonlogan@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, January 27, 2009, 1:21 AM 

Hello Mr. Logan, 

I take it your name’s Kalson? Call me at this number. + 63 917 *******
I would also like to request for the same information if that’s possible? 

Thanks.  

NOTE: Another email about a Pet Travel Agency Pending Flight got into my inbox. The email was created at mail.com for customized domains.  

REGISTERED BY; Mrs. Kalson Logan
11 WEEKS OLD Yorkie PUPPY
TAG NAME: FOR shelly
CODE No……….. 8756EBM204IN990HNA
TIME OF FLIGHT….05:30 AM
DATE OF FLIGHT…27january 2009
ARRIVAL TIME…….11:00 PM
AGENCY NAME… ANIMALIERS PETS HOME DELIVERY SERVICES (WORLD WIDE PETS AND ANIMALS TRANSPORTER AGENCY).
TEST QUESTION
when?
answer:now 

PURPOSE OF MAIL:
We have information about a 11weeks old  puppy place here at our Agency in Luzon by Mrs  Kalson Logan to be transported and delivered to you using the information, 

Full names…..Kristine Roa
home address….Unit 2C Po Apartment Nivel Hills, Lahug, Cebu City 6000
phone number……..+ 63 917 362 9204
………………..+ 63 922 876 2846
email…………..<glamarazzied@aol.com>

The Yorkie puppy has been vet checked by our veterinarians and
the health guaranteed, so the Yorkie puppy has been approved for delivery to your home today.
You will have to pay the delivery cost for the Yorkie PUPPY before delivery
to your home and that will cost you 2000pesos so we are mailing you because of your Yorkie and the money you have to pay for the delivery 

You would have to make this payments to us via any Money Gram or Western Union
service to our head quarters in Cameroon(Victoria island) since the flight
that is responsible for the transportation of this Yorkie  Puppy will be coming from there
and the pet couriers who will be responsible for this Yorkie’s Puppy  would be activated
from there and also we have the Money Gram and Western Union agency at the airport.
Payments is done only to the Director in charge of flights  schedule.
The Director’s information you would need for the payments is as follows, 

Name    : ……..MRS AKE M NIKANOL
Country :    ……………..Cameroon
State     :  …………….LIMBE (VICTORIA ISLAND)
Zip Code:   ………..00237
Past Question; When ?
Answer;now
Our agent will deliver the Female Yorkie  puppy to you at your door step by 11:00pm Today. 

AS SOON AS YOU DO THE TRANSFER,GET BACK TO US WITH THE FULL REFERENCE NUMBERS AND DETAILS. 

The flight information and the flight tracking number as well as
the Air bill number would be giving to you after we  get the flight activated,
this would depend on when we get the confirmation for the payments.
You are expected to reply to us as soon as you can so that we can get the flight activated.We do not keep pets for very long periods at our service,so we always advice costumers to comply as soon as possible. 

FOR MORE INQUIRES ABOUT THE TRANSPORTATION OF THIS PUPPY, YOU CAN CONTACT OUR HEAD OFFICE USING THE ADDRESS BELOW.
44 Hill Side Garden
London/England
United Kingdom
0023775580351
00447031857502
00448444845323
023775092778
002374587108
GENERAL MANAGER,
GRACE HOPKINS 

STAY TO ENJOY  THE SERVICES OF WORLDWIDE  PET
TRAVEL AGENCY 

CUSTOMER RELATION OFFICER,
LISE LEVY 

CUSTOMER SERVICE,
CARGO DEPARTMENT,
WORLDWIDE  PET TRAVEL AGENCY 

Can you believe this guy? 

Last night, someone called at this registered number: 02 377 558 0351 and a Bombay sounding man on estrogen told me that he was the one giving the Yorkie away and that why hasn’t my payment in yet. 

Me: I’d be happy to send money if only you’d tell me who you are and where are you from.
Him: I’m from France and Camaroon. The puppy is not with me. Right now I’m in Rome.
Me: Rome! You said Luzon?
Him: Yes, Luzon!
Me: Do you even know where Luzon is?
Him: Philippines!
Me: Good! Where in Luzon are you?
Him: Um uh..
Me: Look, nobody is going to buy your story. Even your Pet Courier is bogus. It is not even registered at all!
Him: That is a new company. You pay for customs. They charge you monies.
Me: Forget it. I’ve heard about guys like you.
Him: I’m a British Consul. The company is from Paris. I told you it is new.
Me: And I’m the Ambassador of Banana Republic! 

Then he hang up. 

The Yorkie ads are no longer at Cebu Classifieds but they could still be in hundreds of ads all over the globe.
No matter how many email addresses people will tell you to avoid replying to, it will still not stop them from creating and signing up at hundreds of free mails online.

By the way, the second Yorkie guy replied with the same information. Cameroon – Western Union – all wanting a home for the puppy. So they say, when everything else is too good to be true… they are false. 

Related posts: 

http://anti-fraud.classifieds1000.com/Animals/yorkie

http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/dogs/forum/7280.aspx

http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/dogs/forum/7280~4.aspx

http://www.fraudwatchers.org/forums/showthread.php?p=31256

10 REALLY RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME

Dishwashing is suicide.

My OC-ness is suicidal. One askew bedsheet and I freak out.

I’m good when I’m dressed up and with close friends for a night out of dancing but I’m best when just lounging at overstuffed upholstery and coffee beans.

I stacked two volumes of my personal journal back home. One fourth of it is all talk on how I hate my mom. I’ll be burning those soon.

I’m not a “breakfast person” but just a breakfast in bed person. When you’re so used to waking up at noon, you are best eating lunch with a headache on the side.

9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART

Initiate. Initiate. Initiate.

Make my girlfriends laugh.

8 THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERYDAY

7 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME

People who go, “I have something to tell you. But not until later.” WTF.

“Can you make tawag that manong over there?” “Please make silip if he’s there already.”

People who messed up with “their, there, its, it’s.”

6 PLACES I’VE VISITED OR INTEND TO

Hongkong

Macau

Greece

Los Angeles

Palawan

Acapulco

5 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE

Donate my boobs to breast-cancer stricken women. Or any takers for that matter.

3 THINGS I DO EVERYDAY

Go online

Text my dad

Show love to babycoo

2 THINGS I’M TRYING NOT TO DO NOW

Get mad
Get even

1 PERSON I WANT TO SEE NOW

Lolo Dong.

? Sinulog, of course. Started the year with the best festival in the Philippines. I was in Cagayan de Oro with the folks for New Year’s Eve then flew back to Cebu the next day.

Other than home, where did you spend most of you time? At the workplace, in Cagayan de Oro and all over Cebu.

How old did you turn this year? 26. Bah.

Do you have a New Year’s Resolution? I told myself to never again be anywhere near the hospital unless I am visiting friends or family or just there to have some disorder diagnosed.

Have you had any regrets? Never!

Done anything embarrassing? Yeah. Caused a scene at some public place here in the city. *gasp*

Gotten married/divorced? None.

Have you watched American Idol? No. And I’m not sorry, too.

Have you gotten sick? Oh, I plan to not be sick this year. But yes, got hospitalized last May.

What’s a song that best describes you during the beginning of the year? Just Stand Up by Miley Cyrus and other artists

And by the end of the year? Circus by Britney Spears

If you could give your life to get anything back, what would it be? To have that 105lbs weight I had eons ago haha. How superficial of me. Okay, I would like to have the respect I had for myself and maybe it would have helped with the present relationships that I am now in with my friends and my family.

When it is always good to burn bridges and never anymore look back at the past, there are memories last year that I would like to treasure.

Sinulog 2008. Fun times, people.

My Kaskade Experience. Sigh.

My sister’s and my student’s graduation. March ’08.

Haha. Diving at Punta Engaño. I miss you, Erdie.

I badly need another vacation like this beach outing we had last April.

I miss my family, too. This was during my parent’s anniversary last May.

Ah. Injury is such a bitch.

Our crazy Camiguin slash Duka Bay getaway for Michelle’s birthday. Thank God for plan Bs.

Tita Nina’s wedding. How romantic. ?

My second family at Leonardo’s.

When Maryheart came to town. She hardly comes to town. Wink.

Happy Birthday to me! Zcrets Bar, October 2008.

Vudu’s opening last quarter of this year.

My family. December last year. Oh, well.. It’s been a fun year. This is the last time that I will look behind my back. Start moving forward and start moving on. I hope you all had a wonderful 2008, too. Hugs.

Lame to be answering. But that’s me. Lame is synonymous to bored.

1. what’s your favorite movie based on comics? * GARFIELD, TRANSFORMERS

2. Do you personalize your YM status message? * ALL THE TIME PARA KSP

3. if yes, what’s your status now? * I AM NOT AN INTELLIGENT

4. what’s the last interesting thing you saw on tv? * HEATHER GRAHAM and JOSEPH FIENNES love scene in KILLING ME SOFTLY

5. which hollywood breakup really caught your attention? *  MONCHING AND LOTLOT…aw, Hollywood?

6. what’s your favorite brad pitt movie? * TRRRROOYY! Him in a skirt!

7. recall who called you up the last. what’s the reason for that call? * Tin Acebu from Manila, ki-chika

8. what’s your favorite -silog breakfast? * THAT LONGGANISA FROM JOLLIBEE THAT HAS A, UH, DISTINCTLY UNIQUE CUT

9. what’s your opinion about call centers? * CUTS BACK ON UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEMS

10. how about koreans invading the philippines? * HEARD THE JOKE ABOUT JAPANESE THROWING CELLPHONES INTO THE SEA BECAUSE “THERE ARE A LOT OF CELLPHONES IN JAPAN?” AND AMERICANS THROWING ‘F-150S’? WONDER WHAT FILIPINOS THREW INTO THE SEA?

11. do you buy bread from the typical street panaderia? * CEBUANOS have this pie called BURIKAT which in Visaya is Whore, Prostitute, Flirt, Harlot, Lol.

12. do you like krispy kremes? * GONUTS more.

13. how do you like your popcorn? * WITH CHOLESTEROL BUTTERED

14. what’s the last local tv program you watched? * BOY AND KRIS. Ahlavet.

15. name one trance/house song from the late 90′s or early 2000′s that you liked. * ANGELMOON – ALL I WANT – bonnie bailey as.Angelmoon

16. do you have something you lost that you want to have back?  * a pair of drop earrings that I lost..

17. do you support your alma mater’s basketball team? * NAH.

18. share two lines of your favorite song: * THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER’S GONNA FLY…  AND EVERYTHING YOU DO TO ME IS GONNA FEEL SOO RIIIGHHHTT…

19. are you naughty or nice? * NAUGHTILY NICE!

20. do you have anything important to do tomorrow? * YEAH, DO ONLINE STUFF: BLOG, CHANGE INTERFACE OF A SITE, DEVELOP CSS CODES, STREAM AN INTERVIEW… IMMAA GEEEK.

21. what’s your favorite chick flick? * TAGALOG AGA AND REGINE IF FORGOT NIETA

22. own up to a favorite girlband/boyband song! * BRITNEY’S, ‘HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!” AND

23. are you nervous now about something? what is it about? * I HAVE A TERRIBLE SECRET. I’M AFRAID MEN WILL KNOW. *BITES NAILS*

24. who’s your favorite supermodel? * TYRA BANKS, JON HALL. HAHA.

25. if you were to include a food item in any fastfood chain here in the country? what would you include and what would you call it? * CHEESECAKES! MOUSSE!

26. what would you shoplift? * I CAN PAY FOR IT, THANK YOU. AHAHA. SIGURO MAKEUP BAGS FROM COSMETICS THAT THEY WON’T SELL AS LONG AS YOU BUY IN BULK GARRR…

27. what’s the last sweet thing you ate? * CHEESECAKE ETC’s MARS MOOSE

28. what can you say about religion? * IT IS BELIEVING SOMETHING IS CAUSING EVERYTHING

29. do you like people who are direct to the point? * with TACT, yes.

30. who do you want to tag? * KIDS