I thought to myself that whenenever I go past 25 – that’s it – people are no longer going to want me. Twenty-five is like reaching the zenith of your nubility and being anything past it is um, a pariah.
See those signs at bars? WANTED GIRLS 18-25. If they fish around for my ID, they’d realize that I’m just a few days past 25 years old and shoo me away. The horror.
Of course, that would perhaps be the shallowest thing I could think of. (Shut up, it’s my birthday, I’m shallow-authorized) Just because bars no longer wanted to employ women – bah.
I haven’t met anyone who hasn’t been that emotional on his or her birthday and emotion is something I might have to parlay with a month’s salary if I ever get to run out of it. Overdose, mind you. Too much estrogen kills you.
“You’re still in your 20s, what are you whining about?” A friend asked me.
“I whine about everything.” I told her. “I’m allowed to whine today because it’s my day.”
Granted.
I whined because there is nothing to whine about anymore.
Happy birthday to me.
6 Responses to 26 isn't that bad.
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Replied on: November 17, 2010, 8:09 am
[...] or shows did you go to? Kaskade! Haha. Fashion shows. Veyga shows.Describe your birthday: FUN! White Night Party at Zcrets Bar. Thanks to my friends who came!Your favorite moment(s): Beach hopping from San Rem to everywhere. [...]
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Replied on: October 28, 2009, 8:40 am
[...] my 28th birthday was a no-brainer. The idea of turning a year older was different. Sheesh. I’m no longer in my early 20s, am I? The mere fact that everytime I [...]
Gayla George
Replied on: January 10, 2009, 10:22 am
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good luck
Jonathon Cooke
Replied on: January 8, 2009, 9:23 pm
hi
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good luck
Mike
Replied on: October 10, 2008, 12:59 am
Happy birthday!
Angeline
Replied on: October 8, 2008, 9:37 am
Hey, nice party. The host is notin white.