You become otherwise

If the most man action I have experienced was a group date 2 months ago with the Kimchi scuba diving instructor who plays the part of Cebu’s tour guide to all motels, I would have welcomed Mountaineers all avalanching simultaneously recently.

I am not impressed at all. I am not taken by the *** 888 license plates, mountain sojourns in Bohol, the pretty boy look, the toothy smile, the gallantry, the Baby, please do not look for other men anymore...

Watch this turn into a 10 Things I Hate About You list.

When did romantic accolades replace sincerity? When did cheating become okay just as long as you are in an ITS COMPLICATED-thing?

They have been good while they lasted. I’m talking about the dates – but I like how you think.

Bad move. “I had the greatest time. Thanks.”

Read between the lines: I am so honored that you took me out if we would do it more often, I’d be washing your laundry and folding your sheets anytime soon.

He was such a gentleman about it when the girlfriend found out. He was gentleman enough not to tell the truth. I wonder if the girlfriend knows it is not just the first time.

Back off now. It’s time.

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