“Two semi-punches.”
“A cross between a slap and a punch?”
“Yes, all four knuckles.”
“I didn’t know you have a following as a boxer.”
Flexes biceps.
“He must have been knocked down.”
“Winging it!”
“Poor guy.”
“Poor me! Should have given him 9.”
“9?”
“Because after the 8th, my hands would be dead cramped by then.”
“You scare me.”
“I scare myself. I have no idea I could do that.”
“So did he. Hun, your market value just dipped down –“
showed a stretched arm.
“…like this.”
“Ugh, I should not have lost it. Soo… sooo tacky.”
“Good for you to realize tacky.”
“I thought I was classy compared to that fugly girl he was with.”
“Uh-uh. Classy for you called in sick that night. She was classi-ER.”
“Even if she looked like she could use a little eyeshadow?”
“Who was shrieking more?”
“How could he choose her?”
Automatic. “Nothing’s wrong with you.”
“Of course there is nothing wrong with me. Everything IS wrong with him! Her! Whatever.”
“See? See? You’re shrieking now.”
“I SHRIEK???”
“Um, you were a tad loud.”
“You are my friend – this is the part where you’re supposed to go, Oh, no, you did great.”
“Oh, no, you did great!”
Whacks.
“Hey, you can’t blame me. I told you to sit still.”
“I thought you wanted me to stop stroking the butter knife like its gold.”
“He already knows he’s a prick after the first blow. A knife would end that moment.”
“Yeah, perhaps a bullwhip, a Trojan horse, an icepick.”
“You’re hurt, I know, that’s why I let you go on.”
“No, you love going over the scene lots of times – that’s why.”
“Best drama – action – cum telenovela moment in 2008.”
Giggle.
“…and you’re in the middle of it all.”
“Our friends would applaud.”
“Mom is close to coming here in Cebu and take me back.”
“She’d disown you if you take him back!”
“Is he going to go after me?”
“We should get a restraining order.”
“Right. He still has the keys to my apartment.”
“No, no. A restraining order for YOU.”
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Awww… sweetie, it may not end but the cast need not be the same.
It never ends?
Yay! Can’t waitee.
he has to have hot friends, too. Lolzzies.
Tin, musta na imo telenovela? naa na ending?
btw, you look hot daw ingon sa ako uyab! i told him, as if naman i hang out with ugly people!! duh! anyway, we’re seriously considering coming down there next year for a couple of weeks..