RecipeforDisasteh

Usually affairs that start at designated times never, evah start ON time. I don’t know about you but I live in the Philippines and if it says 7pm, it must have meant 7pm CENTRAL time because we perceive it as 7pm EASTERN – one hour ahead.

The ticket says 7pm but I was frantically getting ready at six and I know that I’ll never get there on time because I was hungry and eating doesn’t normally isn’t part of the itinerary when one gets dressed, especially in one hour. But I had no choice and decided to make macaroni from those cute boxes Kraft made. It is so easy to make you’ll hardly have time to eat it.

 Macaroni and Cheese (revised)

 Ingredients:

 Kraft’s Macaroni and Cheese
2 Tablespoon of Anchor Spreadable
¼ Fresh Milk
Your makeup kit

1. Boil a pot half-full with water.

2. Start applying the base foundation with primer and spread all over face and neck.

3. Finish it with loose powder dusting carefully and brushing them all over face to even out coverage.

4. Line eyebrows and brush them with your Clarins brow definer.

5. Take out macaroni noodles from the carton and place them in the boiling water.

6. Dab an earthy hue eyeshadow on the crease of your upper eye lid then a darker shade next.

7. Stir noodles occasionally.

8. Line eyes with liquid eyeliner.

9. Turn off stove and drain the pot with water.

10. Pour macaroni noodles into a bowl with ¼ milk, and ¼ cup butter.

11. Dab on cheek tint with left hand while right mixes the dish.

12. Sprinkle cheese flavoring on the noodle mix and continue mixing.

13. Spread on the lip gloss love.

 Uhmmm,,, yum, right? I wouldn’t know.

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