We heard it already but we just had to set up a conference to talk about it. Angeli was on the hot seat because she is getting married this May. Is she getting married because she is pregnant or is she pregnant because she is getting married? Kaloka.
Rona came from all the way from the Republic of Manila because of an emergency reunion with her mom’s siblings and it was perfect timing to discuss the dreadful topic. Since monkhood isn’t an option, Angeli is, yes, getting married to Paolo, and she’s now in her 2nd month – a far cry from Yen’s four-months-barely-there bulging stomach. The entourage was girly fodder for this conference and Tessa was already heavily emphasizing that she be the maid of honor. Yen’s eyes were saying somebody-please-tell-her-something while Rona gives off a you-tell-her-she-is-making-a-mistake-look until I asked, “Anj, are you sure?” and Angeli’s eyes were already going Oh-my-God-this-is-supposed-to-be-my-wedding-why-can’t-I-make-decisions. Tessa pouted and sulked but I guess she really is going to get her way. I just pray for Angeli’s wedding that she need not play the role of the maid or be yelled at because she happens to be prettier than Tessa.
4months Yen, 2months Anj, all nighter Rona, Titan Tessa and Gawsy Katrina
Remy was the first one to tell me when she texted, “Oh by the way, Angeli is pregnant.” By the way! You don’t by-the-way news like that! I wasn’t able to help myself when in a moment of mental aberration did I spread the news to Manila and Mindanao and Visayas. When I was talking to Tessa, I said, “Babe, I feel like crying, I don’t know why. Angeli is still a baby!” She shot back, “I feel like crying, too. I cannot believe she’ll be married first!” Angeli is probably the first one among us to ever hold a wedding in the church. Tessa will forever hold that against her. 
So in a welter of excitement, while we girls were all together, we ranted off the possible people who are likely to fill the roles of bible bearers, candle, and veil [because Angeli has the preparation level of zilch]. Naturally, we’d be bridesmaids and I’d be showing Angeli sketches of our gowns until we forgot that its Pao’s wedding, too, and that he might need some people to fill in those roles. Sad that I won’t be there for those quintessential bridal showers or babyshowers.
After the foray, Rona, some friends and I were at Volume for an all nighter. Sabog na mga people when we were at Maxi for silog meals at 4am. There’s this thing about drunk men and their cellphones at that time that makes anyone snort at advances that are unsolicited and make one go, “Sweet, next time put your mom on speed dial 1 just in case your brain is drowning in all that alcohol again.” The nuances of drunk-dialing.
Hymens for Sale!
So I’m back in Seyboo again. I hate going home sometimes. I gain weight. Eew. And because I was there, I missed the Man Auction held at Formo last weeked. My friends said Andrew Wolfe was one of topless men auctioned and highest bid was at 20 Grand. Gahd.
If I were there, I would have chanted, “Thish ish Shpartaaa!” Woot! 
23 Responses to Our Girl Wedded, the Girls Dreaded
Xtina
Replied on: April 3, 2007, 2:44 pm
thatssa right pol. but excited nami sa wedding teehee.
Xtina
Replied on: April 3, 2007, 2:42 pm
when King? Tessa be i Manila sometime this month or May.
typac
Replied on: April 2, 2007, 10:54 pm
Really gang? when?
applegaite
Replied on: April 2, 2007, 9:13 pm
well maybe she should wait nalang for the baby to come out..if she still wants to be married by then, then thats good. kai luoy kaayu sila kung musulod sila sa situation na dli pa..but then agen a lot of factors will be considered too· dba? hehehe
ronarons
Replied on: April 2, 2007, 7:29 pm
she’s busy. busy pretending she’s busy. haha joke! she will be here next month so goodluck to me! hehe!
anj will be ready, in time. =)
Xtina
Replied on: April 2, 2007, 3:40 pm
medjo? haha. and si tes busy daw, ma-reassign sa Manila. =)
apple
Replied on: April 2, 2007, 3:37 pm
tessa’s getting prettier ha..i havent seen that bitch for months now.. =)maybe she’s so very busy..=)
apple
Replied on: April 2, 2007, 3:36 pm
tin, why all the fuzz about angeli? is she not ready? and pauline’s preggy too? mmm…wala nakos passing dah =)
Xtina
Replied on: April 2, 2007, 12:39 pm
everybody is! woot.
typac
Replied on: April 2, 2007, 12:23 am
I’m excited for Angelie gang!
typac
Replied on: April 2, 2007, 12:20 am
haha.. grabe ga ilog man kaha sa maid-of-honor
Xtina
Replied on: April 1, 2007, 4:26 pm
when its 2 years, it’ll be 2months! =)
Micheli
Replied on: March 31, 2007, 9:41 pm
Chel! Haha! i miss you. of course not. YET. Lol. Don’t too, ha? I wanaa see you before you get hitched. =)
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I’m not getting married anytime soon. Andy and I won’t do anything until my sister finishes school… But goddammit!! 2 yeears is such along time to wait!!
helga
Replied on: March 30, 2007, 7:43 pm
Ugh, Im still living with the folks. I checked my MyPrime and Im disappointed with my first pay. Anyway, I’ve gained almost ten pounds here
And Tessa sounds.. a bit off. Haha. I felt the same way when my friend got pregnant and married. I cried twice during the wedding. Oh beauty.
Xtina
Replied on: March 30, 2007, 11:06 am
Don’t worry about it madz! Had fun =)
Xtina
Replied on: March 30, 2007, 11:05 am
Chel! Haha! i miss you. of course not. YET. Lol. Don’t too, ha? I wanaa see you before you get hitched. =)
Micheli
Replied on: March 30, 2007, 9:49 am
why is everybody getting amrried already?? TIn, please don’t get married yet!! as in PLEASE!!
Anonymous
Replied on: March 30, 2007, 9:47 am
why is everybody getting married already?? Tin, please don’t get married yet!! as in PLEASE!!!
ronarons
Replied on: March 29, 2007, 10:49 pm
hay our angeli is finally getting married. i have yet to get over that news. hahaha!!!
nway, thanks for that exciting night at volume. i was pissed drunk madzi! pramise. and sorry for my friends’ kababuyan at maxi’s. =)
Laarni
Replied on: March 29, 2007, 5:23 pm
awwwwww weddings. awwwww babies. Congrats to Angeli.