goodbye ASEAN Summit, helllooo SINULOG

Blocked roads with only ONE car, ONE car passing through it because it could be ANY, ANY ASEAN delegate seated in that borrowed BMW – ASEAN Summit Cebu, the worst of all the ASEAN summits, the Philippines way. So why couldn’t they just not Unblock the roads and let thousands of people USE it and not do otherwise because a delegate HAPPENS to need the entire road free? Couldn’t they just have been escorted by convoys of siren-wailing borrowed BMWs so that people will gracefully steer away from the street to let them pass?
Well, anyway.. SUMMIT or no SUMMIT, the weekend with the girls ended at 2pm from shopping at AYALA on Saturday, ILA PUTI to COSMO to looking for Mitz’s reservoir container for her coolant on a Sunday. Krimen here.

aren’t we all?

whoa! eeekk! haha!

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Expiration Dating

Human error will contaminate and/or greatly devalue a standard relationship because of expectations and certain ground rules that will affect almost everything.

To err is human, but fuck. Expiration dating is misleading. The error that one commits when dating with an expiry date is hoping that something meaningful [read: hearts coming out from eyes] will come out from it.

Absolutely nothing has inadvertently affected the chemical components of a material just because it has an expiration date and I clearly don’t see why that can’t be applied to dating either. To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon or the other is leaving in a few weeks. is scary.

Most federal regulatory agencies recommend these expiration dates to be no longer than one year. If that also goes the same to relationships, what are we all left then?

One year relationships! And when we feel that this is it, are we going to claim marriage hastily and wish for the best?

MEN have a shelf-life, when expired, they cannot commit. How much more if they are only good until January 12 2007?

Boyfriend material until proven otherwise, right? Nope. Not enough time to do it. You need to get past Giddyland before you declare that he might be THE ONE. Should dating be avoided seeing that nothing is gonna come out from it? Groan. But its sooo good to date, yea?

Evolution of the dating lexicon started with men and women having casual fun. The boy-meets-girl bullshit — said Mr. Hunbun, sofa boy, as monickered byMitz.

Two straight dates, girl is SMITTEN. One month — she’s ready to say YES to a pre-assumed wedding proposal. But if an expiration date is involved, should you disclose that you are leaving soon and foil all hopes of a potential “…and they lived happily ever after”?

Who made up these rules?

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curtain closed

My 15 Year Toppers

15. my first Sinulog everrrr

14. Getting employed in PS

13. Moving into the new apartment at 253 CAD

12. Being with D, having a D, and letting go of the D

11. FRIENDS

10. new MEN

9. maryheart’s visits in CEBU

1. the advent of Numero Doce/Mango Square and its cataclysmic fall

7. Victor and Maureen’s death

6. Jet and Jv’s hospitalizations

5. Milenyo and Seniang scare

4. May, August, October, and December visits in CDO

3. my Birthday

2. starting Glamarazzi in June

1. Glamarazzi in print

NO resolutions this year. Nothing needs to be resolved that has been ongoing since. So I wrote this on my planner ON MUST DO FOR THIS MONTH YEAR:

new year, new blahs. new pens siguro?

vow to not INDULGE men even MEN are an

INDULGENCE i always have time for.

Mom, are you reading this? i’m a virgin pa and

imma getting married to a very handsome man

with a substantial amount of sperm in his

dong and cash in his bank account

to give you ten (10) grandchildren and house you

in beverly hills! if that doesnt happen when I’m already 30,

send me to the Order of St. Paul or the PINK SISTERS.

i authorize you.

happy new year.

BE wiser, my heart.

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