the irony of life but facts

I got this from my Outlook from Sara Igot. Hilarious.

Men:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

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My eyes would roll if…

…You would walk a person thru opening a website and he’d go, “Oh. How did you know how to do that? I didn’t see it there.”

…you would tell him how to open his website and he’d go, “Oh my God, you’re a Genius!”

Ha. Because I’m not an idiot. Thats what sets us apart.

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Your Two Weeks Ago

I was talking with RJ and reading my journal at the same time when I just realized that the last time I’ve seen my beau was last July 10! And the last time he was over my house was June 24! Stop doing the math. Its depressing. Not exactly privy to the details but I told Rj my last date (not with the mahiwagang beau) was two weeks ago. His ‘two weeks ago’ was someone from another contact center in Cebu. Who is your two weeks ago? Ahahaha. I’d slash my wrist if you tell me its earlier than that.

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