R.A. 1003 Rundown Taxis Should Not Operate

Oh. I hate bad days. I wish nobody will ever get to have a bad day. But if no one will have any bad day at all, then who is going to tell whether the day was good or bad? Compli right.

I lost a substantial amount of money today. I just left my bag in the living room and the complacent idiot that I am, didn’t keep it somewhere else from prying hands. That would have bought me a new pair of shoes from Nine West, the bitch. Are you just sooo pooorr that you’ll sink sooo LOW and open up my expensive bag from my Louis wallet and get bucks from me? I cannot imagine what must have gone thru your head you selfish asswipe! If I had known that you needed money, I would have GIVEN it to you. I am that generous you inconsiderate wuss! Stealing money from people you know is such a turn off, you definitely are something worth calling a SO LAST SEASON. I just hate the fact that someone had tricked me into thinking that they are soo good to me when in fact, just when I was sleeping, you had to open up my goodies and take something from me. You are BAD. You should be punished. God should strike you down right now.

Well, I have to thank you though. You made me realize something which a lot of places have been reminding people such as airports, moviehouses, etc – DO NOT LEAVE YOUR THINGS UNATTENDED. I swear churches also have those signs. IT says, DON’T LEAVE YOUR THINGS UNATTENDED, PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THEY ARE THE ANSWERS TO THEIR PRAYERS.

So loser, did that answer your prayers? Were you asking for moolah because you cannot afford your lifestyle anymore you have to take it from me who CAN? Pobre. Animas.

Lastly, I had to take a cab to work tonight and in my haste, I jerked open the door handle so hard it got broken. The taxi driver took a LOOONNGGG time to give back my change because he was worried that I might run off. Hello, I know about cars and one thing I know of is that those door handles ALWAYS can be fixed. And they cost WEEZIES – not so much! I had 400 worth of change from him and he’s not giving it back until I can find a way to pay the damage. For 400 bucks? I’m like, I’m gonna leave my phone number and my name and call me. I don’t have time to listen to your, “My boss will yell at me for this damage. You need it to pay 1,000” Ugh. How low. I understand he’s making a living but he ain’t getting it from me.

If he is going to call, I have to talk to the owner of his cab. His cab was rundown in the first place I wouldn’t be surprised if someone towed that and placed that in the dump. Rundown taxis shouldn’t be allowed to OPERATE. They are accidents — and money making schemes waiting to happen. If your taxi is already rundown, it is prone to all kinds of weejabbers. What if I open the door handle so hard the DOOR(!) itself fell off?? Now, that is EXPENSIVE. They must be making money out of those so that passengers are the ones who are going to be blamed and their wallets drained. They should be ILLEGAL. Hmm.. I’ll tell my uncles about that. Probably make that a BILL. Hmm.. or a LAW. Naks.

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