Mai’s Meantime Girl

My friend Mai, my bru bru, the bratinella, sent me this email. A clone of my pseudoist. Gahd. I have to quote it from her, or from anyone who sent her this also. I, of all people, understand, copyrighted articles. So if you made this, email me. Ü  

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R.A. 1003 Rundown Taxis Should Not Operate

Oh. I hate bad days. I wish nobody will ever get to have a bad day. But if no one will have any bad day at all, then who is going to tell whether the day was good or bad? Compli right. I lost a substantial amount of money today. I just left my bag...

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Happy Dad’s Day says Durex to their competitors

  Yesterday was Father’s Day. For someone who embraces the call center culture, it is still Father’s Day today. Its still 3PM, June 18, local Pacific Standard Time. To my daddy, Happy Father’s Day! I miss you sooo much. I miss you making fresh fruit salad at home. To some, This is his recipe. FRESH...

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That Saturday Night.

This is an attempt to jeopardize my career. But nobody knows it until someone has an inkling of what I’m talking about. haha. Tonight was a celebrated party @ Vudu sponsored by FTV, Bigfoot and Bigwhatevers. My gay friend O dolled me up in this tiered white dress with a huge belt that has an...

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A Postcursor to Pseudoist

So how do pseudo-relationships work in the first place? Do you get to place bets on who would text first? Is there any written understanding that you both should be together all the time, or you both you should go out together and do something? Because I was so used to his text messages 23/7,...

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